6:30am: Sleeping
6:32am: Dreaming
6:20am: Alarm rings
7:00am: Still sleeping and dreaming, stretches out his hand, switches off the alarm, drifts back to Part II of his dreams
7:30am: Still sleeping
8:00am: Tries to wake up
9:00am: Gave up on waking up
9:30am: Tries waking up again
9:45am: Succeeds in opening one eye
10:00am: Drags himself out of bed
10:10am: Calls Kemi on the house landline
11:00am: Credit finishes, uses dad’s phone
12:08pm: Kemi has to go, promises to call her back
12:39pm: Goes to the kitchen, oops! Empty pots
1:00pm: Tries to cook Indomie
1:10pm: Takes a hot bath
1:22pm: In the room, trying to pick a shirt for the day
2:00pm: A burning smell gets him rushing to the kitchen
2:04pm: Indomie burnt, pot burnt, cabinet on fire
2:20pm: Angry househelp puts off the fire and cleans the mess
2:30pm: Thinks of going to school
2:40pm: Finally decides to go to school
2:45pm: At Yaba, only three people on the queue
2:50pm: Got tired of staying on the queue, goes back home
4:00pm: Goes to visit Lara
6:48pm: Calls Kate to remind her of their outing
7:00pm: Parents not back yet
8:00pm: Kemi calls
9:00pm: Sarah calls
10:00pm: Marian calls
11:00pm: Text from Dupe, “Meet you at love garden tomorrow at 8:00am”
11:10pm: Commands househelp to wake him up, dead or alive by 6:00am.
12:00midnight: Dupe must not be kept waiting
12:20am: Calls dupe to tell her he’ll keep the appointment
1:00am: Watching late night movies
2:00am: Parents car horns at the gate
2:05am: Pretends to be sleeping
3:00am: Falls fast asleep
3:02am: Continues Part III of his morning dream
4:00am: Sweet dreams of potential escapades….
5:00am: …

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